1. aquariantides:

    adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

    (via badwolfbooks)

     
  2. (Source: parrillas, via badwolfbooks)

     
  3. (Source: literallysame, via thefrogman)

     
  4. infinityeverchanging:

    lazylunatic:

    novakian:

    questions of sex and gender explored on tumblr dot com

    This entire post is golden

    it has returned.

    (via liamdryden)

     

  5. there-was-no-other-sound:

    rnultiplayer:

    wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

    image

    image

    that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

    FLUFFY MILK HORSE

    (via mydrunkkitchen)

     
  6. (via rlyharls)

     
  7. Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

    (Source: pinefarts, via inturretandtree)

     
  8. My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

    (Source: lolfactory, via pizza)

     

  9. panic-at-the-dildos:

    djali96:

    panic-at-the-dildos:

    damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

    Wut?

    DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

    (via blergqueen)

     

  10. regenderate:

    hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

    jaclcfrost:

    let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

    Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

    and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

    (via blergqueen)