1. sociopathslikecatstoo:

    pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

    ultrafacts:

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    Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source

    let me tell you a story about the google headquarters

    so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw

    but you’d kind of expect all that right

    but then I started to notice something kind of weird

    there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface

    so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:

    "google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"

    google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks

    and actually listened to it

    AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS

    (via potterlovermore)

     
  2. captain-rel:

    splendidbuttsex:

    just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

    I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
    Like CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
    boink
    totally ok

    (Source: bonjour700, via tyleroakley)

     

  3. mamrie:

    tyleroakley:

    gracehelbig:

    comets-rockets-helbig:

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    mamrie hart everyone

    I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH

    MAMRIE WHAT IS HAPPENING

    INTERVIEWS ALWAYS BE CREEPING UP BEHIND ME.

    (via tyleroakley)

     
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  5. Why girls stress over periods

    secretlycapricious:

    larry-stylinanal:

    • The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
    • The constant cramps
    • Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
    • Having to deal with mood swings
    • Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’ 
    • When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
    • Craving food to calm you down
    • The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont 
    • CRAMPS
    • Feeling over emotional
    • CRAMPS
    • CRAMPS
    • FUCKEN CRAMPS

    YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!

    (Source: vaginaforcesunite, via potterlovermore)

     
  6. zombie1ovejuice:

    shimadonna:

    Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

    the fuckin dog is like

    should i lick the bun

    i’m gonna lick the bun

    *licks the bun*

    WELL THATS IT. MY LIFE IS PERFECT

    (Source: manicgay, via mydadsnotbent)

     
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  8. the-love-child-diaries:

    krish-a:

    vanillanigga-troye:

    real-scars-fake-smiles:

    Married life with Ellen and Portia.

    IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

    forever reblog

    RELATIONSHIP GOALS
    breaking-baz

    😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

    (Source: kayytx, via mydadsnotbent)

     
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  10. corrwill:

    7mins-in-heaven-w-dean:

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    I’ve been laughing for 10 minutes.

    (Source: g0atsarelife, via mydadsnotbent)