mercuriesrising:

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.

(Source: oathkeeping, via lifethroughordinaryeyes)

zfitzgerald:

I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.

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ifreakinlovebooks:

chasedupthesky:

theneverendingdrums:

I don’t think I’m ever going to stop being angry at Voldemort’s death in the movie

He was mEANT TO DIE AS NO MORE THAN A MAN IN THE END. IT WAS IMPORTANT.

How the fuck does

“Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snake-like face vacant and unknowing.”

turn into

FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

EXACTLY!

(Source: theladyserket, via geekchicbooks)

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jackstroubleinatanktop:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr

(Source: shsldetectivekirigirikyouku, via lifethroughordinaryeyes)

tea-tears-and-bbc:

ballerina-austin:

deductionswiththedoctor:

So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended

IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE

CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN

WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, SOMEONE GETTING A PAPERCUT

(Source: waywardwanders, via lifethroughordinaryeyes)

itsashleykatchadourian:

erickinwonderland:

sageoflogic:

cancerously:

dgcakes:

workshopwriter:

kisaragishintaro:

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT

PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS

http://www.ahhhh.com/

i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing

BUT LOOK

http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ IS CATS STUCK IN BOXES THIS IS FANTASTIC

coke you silly silly bastards

There’s sixty fucking two of them

they stopped at sixty two

Why.

wat

I love you Coca-Cola

(via imhere-to-stay)

blusherlock:

“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”

 

(Source: theverge.com, via lifethroughordinaryeyes)

unfollower:

pausequoi:

samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt

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tsunderegirlfriend:

Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true

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